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Why We Target Christians By Sarah Laimbeer One of the many criticisms people have of American atheists is that we single out Christianity when objecting to religious bullying. The fact that most citizens of the United States are Christian, and they therefore set policy, is probably the main reason they're a big target. If the guards at your prison are abusing inmates, you're not going to draft a terse letter to the governor because you heard a prison three counties over is far worse. Also, Christians enjoy playing their own version of, "it's easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission." They erect symbols supporting their specific religion on public property and then say, "Are you seriously going to try and make us take all this down when it brings pleasure to 80% of people who drive by!? Seriously, that's going to make you look like a total and complete ass. And by the time you're standing in front of a judge the decorations you see before you will be back up in our attic. But give it your best shot." Christians sneakily enforce their will. Full Story>>> Atheism and Freedom: The Only Winning Combination By Sarah Laimbeer Recently an Iranian woman was executed for murdering the wife of the soccer star with whom she was having a torrid affair. The condemned woman admitted the crime, but some believe the confession was achieved as a result of waterboarding type tactics. As the soccer star looked on, the son of the murder victim pulled the chair from beneath the strung-up woman, directly causing her death. Of course human rights groups are outraged; which got me thinking: if not for religion and oppressive regimes, human rights groups would have loads of downtime. Religion was designed to control people. Oppressive leaders who suppress freedom, regardless of faith, must use force to remain at the helm. Atheists have no one telling us, "If people believe in a specific deity, put them to death and then celebrate your accomplishment." There is no one telling us, without solid reasoning, that two adults shouldn't engage in mutually agreed upon boudoir activities. Full Story>>> For One Month, Please Forget I Exist By Sarah Laimbeer I recently read about a southern transit authority rejecting pro-atheist ads from a local group of non-believers that, if accepted, would have been placed on the sides of city buses just in time for the holidays. Of course the atheist group in question didn't remember that the holidays are that extra special time of year during which we're supposed to politely disappear because persons of religion don't want to be reminded of the fact that differing viewpoints exist. They'll enjoy a fiftieth rendition of O Holy Night much more if they're able to convince themselves the lyrics are factual. Religious folks want us to look the other way while they violate the separation of church and state by erecting nativity scenes on governmental property and they also want us to look the other way while they violate the separation of church and state by not allowing atheist advertisements on governmental buses strictly because such advertisements aren't in-line with the religion they passionately insist is not the official religion of the United States of America!? Full Story>>> I Demand Credit for Stuff You Doubt I Did By Sarah Laimbeer I'm sure there are people who've gained your trust over the years through their noble actions. If one of them approached you and said, "Credit me for inventing Snickers," how would you respond? "Really, you invented Snickers? Snickers have been around since I was a lad and you weren't even born then, so I'm a little skeptical. Do you have proof you were the first to combine chocolate, nougat, caramel and roasted peanuts in bar form and bestow upon your delicious creation the name, 'Snickers?'" "I have not one shred of evidence, but you should trust me because I've never lied to you in the past." I understand it may be somewhat difficult dismissing a far-fetched claim made by a friend you've grown to trust over the years, but dismissing a claim made by authors of an outlandish book written thousands of years ago sounds reasonably easy. Full Story>>> Should We Raise Our Child Anabaptist or Prairie Saint? By Sarah Laimbeer I'm constantly amused at the thought of parents deciding to which church they'll drag their child. It's just funny hearing people debate what another human being will eventually believe. Parents should have a checklist they discuss in great detail. Q: Will our child be a proponent of gay marriage? A: No, but he or she will fully support domestic partnerships. While adamant the definition of marriage remain, "a union between members of the opposite sex," our offspring will fight for the right of same-sex couples to receive equal benefits. Q: Will our child believe government should provide entitlements to the downtrodden? A: To a certain extent, yes. He or she will believe government should provide limited benefits to the underprivileged, but will worry perennial handouts stifle self reliance. Because they have a burning desire to make belief-related decisions for their children, I suggest religious couples save a couple hundred-thousand dollars and simply purchase a used copy of The Sims ! Or, if they're adamant they raise an actual child, why not visit an orphanage and say, "One Christian, please." Full Story>>> Why Don't You Think of God as Normal? By Sarah Laimbeer Were someone attempting to convince me a specific holy book was truthful, the best thing he or she could do would be hold up the book and say, "Quentin Tarantino couldn't make this stuff up!?" Because there are so many holy books on the market, drafted by ancient individuals with very creative imaginations, one undeniable reality is that all can't be accurate. This reality begs the question: Why hasn't anyone portrayed God as normal? Regardless of your specific faith, if you were told to get into character as your god and explain the reasoning behind the drafting of your strict set of rules, there is absolutely no way a trip to the insane asylum could be avoided. "People must respect their parents, so despite circumstances behind the feud, I think it's important to punish the cursing of a mother or father with death... Though they had nothing to do with the criminal act and are often too young to even grasp the concept of right and wrong, if a man or woman acts wickedly, it's often best to go ahead and murder their child... Though I offer no proof, every person who doesn't believe without a doubt that I created the world should be killed. Celebrate these killings by dancing in the streets." Full Story>>> Living in Fear By Sarah Laimbeer Though publicly most religions promote peace, love and harmony; they're actually rooted in fear and paranoia. While we all have foibles, most people involved with organized religion would be much better individuals were their reaction to seeing a holy book, "What in the world is that?" Fearing the unknown, they choose to believe a tale that eventually puts them in heaven for all of eternity. Because of this fear, they're forced to champion positions with which they would otherwise likely disagree. Discrimination against gays is the best example. Were someone not telling you, "That same-sex couple is sinning" you wouldn't think an offense was in progress because their actions harm nary a sole. When somebody else must tell you that a specific behavior is sinful, it means the fear has taken control of your life. When your judgments are not your own, something is wrong. Ask yourself, what other non-harmful behavior could the elders convince you to believe is a sin? If you witnessed a thief ruthlessly bash an elderly man about the head with a brick, rob him and then leave him for dead, a rush of adrenaline would shoot through your entire body. You would be sickened to your very core. You would instinctively have the desire to enact immediate revenge. Full Story>>> Are You Certain Atheists are to the Extreme? By Sarah Laimbeer Like most atheists, I'm a very rational person. I don't have a conniption fit every time I see a Nativity scene displayed on public property. Though I would prefer it be absent, upon returning home I don't get out my laptop and begin a thorough letter writing campaign using words like, "disgusted" "outraged" and "had to pull over and upchuck the bean & cheese burrito I consumed for lunch!" (Aren't my columns ladylike!?) Instead I prefer to target my rage at store clerks who respond to my after-purchase thank you with, "You're welcome," instead of, "No, thank you for your business." Makes me so mad! But I digress... Again, while I personally don't object to Nativity scenes on public grounds, me thinks you Christians have used your overwhelming majority to portray those who do protest such displays as kooks. But why is someone insisting public property be free of Nativity scenes labeled "irrational," while a person demanding Nativity scenes be all over public property labeled "normal." Full Story>>> Why is Choosing One Religion Slamming the Others? By Sarah Laimbeer I view any follower of organized religion, who claims the existence of god is certain, who claims to know exactly who god speaks to or has spoken to, and claims to know how God feels about victimless acts such as homosexuality, the same. For peace of mind, they've all chosen to find comfort in stories that don't logically add up. From conversations I've had with religious people, they view followers of other religions the same way I view followers of any religion. In other words, I'm saying, "You're all gullible for believing such farfetched tales," whereas you're saying, "I'm willing to spend thousands of hard earned dollars furthering a story common sense says is bogus, but the crazy scenario you've chosen to believe is ridiculous! Seriously, I own a bridge in Brooklyn that I'll sell ya on the cheap." It'd be like saying, "You actually believe Santa Claus visits the home of every single boy and girl in the world on Christmas Eve. That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard! Now, if you'll excuse me, I just lost a tooth and therefore must get to sleep in anticipation of a visit from the esteemed Tooth Fairy. I have a hunch her majesty is going to be very good to me!" Full Story>>> What Is Your Obsession with the Unknown? By Sarah Laimbeer One of the biggest questions facing the United States today is whether Barack Obama is a Muslim or a Christian. Thankfully most Americans take him at his word and recognize he is a follower of the Christian faith. Sadly, however, many think he's not telling the truth about the story he chooses to believe regarding the origin of man and what is needed to experience perfection in the afterlife. What's even sadder is the obsession everyone has with the unknown. I hate to break it to you, but you don't know with certainty that anybody believes what they claim. Maybe Barack Obama isn't a Christian. Maybe he says he's a believer simply because he wouldn't otherwise be electable. I wouldn't really blame Mr. Obama if that were the case; I would instead fault the millions of citizens who refuse to elect a qualified candidate simply because he or she chooses rationality over a far-fetched tale that, "feels true." Full Story>>> Maybe Your Bases Aren't Covered By Sarah Laimbeer Religious people enjoy telling atheists, "If I'm wrong and you're right, it's really no big deal because our fates will be identical. If you're wrong and I'm right, it's an enormous deal because I'll be in heaven for all of eternity while you'll be experiencing pain of the worst kind." But what if we're both wrong? What if there is a god, but every single religion in the world is way off regarding the specifics? And what if the creator of the galaxy is extremely upset so many people buy into unsubstantiated rumors that he's in favor of stoning homosexuals? About atheists, what if he says, "Big deal if they don't believe in me; at least they think logically." About those involved in organized religion, what if he says, "They believe I did what !? I'd rather them not believe in me at all than believe I have no moral compass." What if it irks him to no end that so many people constantly ask for small favors? Or what if he's actually quite humble and therefore annoyed with all the worship? "Stop making such a fuss over me and get on with your life!" Full Story>>> For Pennies a Day, You Can Help a Child By Sarah Laimbeer Your heart aches when you think of their tiny impoverished faces. Their blank stares cause you to wonder if the surrounding circumstances have warped their fragile little minds. The rumbling of hungry stomachs is nearly deafening. A fly lands on the head of a child who got so little sleep that he doesn't even have the energy to shoo it away... He looks up at his father, wondering from where their next meal will come. The hunger finally overwhelming the tyke, he tearfully grasps the hand of his father and bellows, "Daddy, are we going to Denny's or IHOP? And when, I'm starving!?" "Right after church. I told you to eat a bowl of Golden Grahams before we left." Millions of similar heartbreaking tales occur around the world each week. Throughout history, many children, just like the one in the above story, grow up to perpetrate violence in the name of their religion. Full Story>>> Glenn Beck Should Open Up About Organized Religion By Sarah Laimbeer I recently wrote a piece about the reluctance of religious leaders to talk about controversial beliefs held by their followers. Basically I was wondering why, since he's so gung-ho to promote Scientology, Mr. Tom Cruise isn't out there happily telling anyone and everyone the story of Xenu. According to Scientologists, Xenu, dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy", 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in a DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Official Scientology dogma holds that the essences of these many people remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm. Obviously the reason Mr. Cruise isn't regularly on Good Morning America talking about such things is because everyone would recognize the fact that he, and his fellow followers of Scientology, are a tad loco. The fact that Scientologists have a few loose screws is not exactly breaking news. And besides, Mr. Cruise isn't out there slamming people for their unwillingness to discuss uncomfortable topics. Glenn Beck is. "All I want is for the White House to tell America why they hired admitted communist Van Jones as Green Jobs Czar," Mr. Beck told his audience. Full Story>>> The Ground Zero Shrine to Atheism By Sarah Laimbeer There has been much talk about the building of a mosque near Ground Zero. Those against the mosque say, while legal, the erection of a Muslim place of worship so close to the place where the World Trade Center once stood is highly inappropriate. Those in favor of the mosque say it will show New York and the rest of the world that the overwhelming majority of Muslims are peaceful. But you know who are really peaceful - Atheists! So how about we scrap plans for a mosque and build a shrine to a group of people who have always retained the ability to refrain from slaughtering thousands of people for any reason whatsoever! And do you know how frustrating it is dealing with fanatics trying to convert you!? Yet not one Mormon missionary has been found dead in the living room of an atheist. What amazing restraint we have! Perhaps extreme atheists are occasionally cited for protesting inappropriately, but again, you'll notice history books completely lack sections about atheist uprisings in which thousands of believers were slaughtered in the name of nothingness. Atheist martyrs aren't willing to blow themselves up so that people will stop believing. Full Story>>> Atheists: Doing Good for the Hell of It By Sarah Laimbeer You hear a lot from religious zealots about how America is headed in the wrong direction because we've lost god. Glenn Beck contends that we are barreling down Socialist Highway because the creator of the heaven and the earth is no longer a part of our lives. According to Mr. Beck and other fanatics, the sole reason individuals act improperly is because they don't believe in an ultimate being that, after executing people for homosexuality, sent his only son to save us of "our" sins, as if running a red light is akin to murdering gays. In order for us to be good, they contend, we must follow the teachings of an entity that occasionally did the right thing and occasionally got medieval on the asses of people who committed no actual crime. I wonder how they explain the likes of me. How in the world did I come to be a good person? Why aren't atheists murdering random strangers by the thousands? Full Story>>> CONTACT

Why We Target Christians By Sarah Laimbeer

One of the many criticisms people have of American atheists is that we single out Christianity when objecting to religious bullying. The fact that most citizens of the United States are Christian, and they therefore set policy, is probably the main reason they're a big target. If the guards at your prison are abusing inmates, you're not going to draft a terse letter to the governor because you heard a prison three counties over is far worse. Also, Christians enjoy playing their own version of, "it's easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission." They erect symbols supporting their specific religion on public property and then say, "Are you seriously going to try and make us take all this down when it brings pleasure to 80% of people who drive by!? Seriously, that's going to make you look like a total and complete ass. And by the time you're standing in front of a judge the decorations you see before you will be back up in our attic. But give it your best shot." Christians sneakily enforce their will. Full Story>>>

Atheism and Freedom: The Only Winning Combination By Sarah Laimbeer

Recently an Iranian woman was executed for murdering the wife of the soccer star with whom she was having a torrid affair. The condemned woman admitted the crime, but some believe the confession was achieved as a result of waterboarding type tactics. As the soccer star looked on, the son of the murder victim pulled the chair from beneath the strung-up woman, directly causing her death. Of course human rights groups are outraged; which got me thinking: if not for religion and oppressive regimes, human rights groups would have loads of downtime. Religion was designed to control people. Oppressive leaders who suppress freedom, regardless of faith, must use force to remain at the helm. Atheists have no one telling us, "If people believe in a specific deity, put them to death and then celebrate your accomplishment." There is no one telling us, without solid reasoning, that two adults shouldn't engage in mutually agreed upon boudoir activities. Full Story>>>

For One Month, Please Forget I Exist By Sarah Laimbeer

I recently read about a southern transit authority rejecting pro-atheist ads from a local group of non-believers that, if accepted, would have been placed on the sides of city buses just in time for the holidays. Of course the atheist group in question didn't remember that the holidays are that extra special time of year during which we're supposed to politely disappear because persons of religion don't want to be reminded of the fact that differing viewpoints exist. They'll enjoy a fiftieth rendition of O Holy Night much more if they're able to convince themselves the lyrics are factual. Religious folks want us to look the other way while they violate the separation of church and state by erecting nativity scenes on governmental property and they also want us to look the other way while they violate the separation of church and state by not allowing atheist advertisements on governmental buses strictly because such advertisements aren't in-line with the religion they passionately insist is not the official religion of the United States of America!? Full Story>>>

I Demand Credit for Stuff You Doubt I Did By Sarah Laimbeer

I'm sure there are people who've gained your trust over the years through their noble actions. If one of them approached you and said, "Credit me for inventing Snickers," how would you respond? "Really, you invented Snickers? Snickers have been around since I was a lad and you weren't even born then, so I'm a little skeptical. Do you have proof you were the first to combine chocolate, nougat, caramel and roasted peanuts in bar form and bestow upon your delicious creation the name, 'Snickers?'" "I have not one shred of evidence, but you should trust me because I've never lied to you in the past." I understand it may be somewhat difficult dismissing a far-fetched claim made by a friend you've grown to trust over the years, but dismissing a claim made by authors of an outlandish book written thousands of years ago sounds reasonably easy. Full Story>>>

Should We Raise Our Child Anabaptist or Prairie Saint? By Sarah Laimbeer

I'm constantly amused at the thought of parents deciding to which church they'll drag their child. It's just funny hearing people debate what another human being will eventually believe. Parents should have a checklist they discuss in great detail. Q: Will our child be a proponent of gay marriage? A: No, but he or she will fully support domestic partnerships. While adamant the definition of marriage remain, "a union between members of the opposite sex," our offspring will fight for the right of same-sex couples to receive equal benefits. Q: Will our child believe government should provide entitlements to the downtrodden? A: To a certain extent, yes. He or she will believe government should provide limited benefits to the underprivileged, but will worry perennial handouts stifle self reliance. Because they have a burning desire to make belief-related decisions for their children, I suggest religious couples save a couple hundred-thousand dollars and simply purchase a used copy of The Sims ! Or, if they're adamant they raise an actual child, why not visit an orphanage and say, "One Christian, please." Full Story>>>

Why Don't You Think of God as Normal? By Sarah Laimbeer

Were someone attempting to convince me a specific holy book was truthful, the best thing he or she could do would be hold up the book and say, "Quentin Tarantino couldn't make this stuff up!?" Because there are so many holy books on the market, drafted by ancient individuals with very creative imaginations, one undeniable reality is that all can't be accurate. This reality begs the question: Why hasn't anyone portrayed God as normal? Regardless of your specific faith, if you were told to get into character as your god and explain the reasoning behind the drafting of your strict set of rules, there is absolutely no way a trip to the insane asylum could be avoided. "People must respect their parents, so despite circumstances behind the feud, I think it's important to punish the cursing of a mother or father with death... Though they had nothing to do with the criminal act and are often too young to even grasp the concept of right and wrong, if a man or woman acts wickedly, it's often best to go ahead and murder their child... Though I offer no proof, every person who doesn't believe without a doubt that I created the world should be killed. Celebrate these killings by dancing in the streets." Full Story>>>

Living in Fear By Sarah Laimbeer

Though publicly most religions promote peace, love and harmony; they're actually rooted in fear and paranoia. While we all have foibles, most people involved with organized religion would be much better individuals were their reaction to seeing a holy book, "What in the world is that?" Fearing the unknown, they choose to believe a tale that eventually puts them in heaven for all of eternity. Because of this fear, they're forced to champion positions with which they would otherwise likely disagree. Discrimination against gays is the best example. Were someone not telling you, "That same-sex couple is sinning" you wouldn't think an offense was in progress because their actions harm nary a sole. When somebody else must tell you that a specific behavior is sinful, it means the fear has taken control of your life. When your judgments are not your own, something is wrong. Ask yourself, what other non-harmful behavior could the elders convince you to believe is a sin? If you witnessed a thief ruthlessly bash an elderly man about the head with a brick, rob him and then leave him for dead, a rush of adrenaline would shoot through your entire body. You would be sickened to your very core. You would instinctively have the desire to enact immediate revenge. Full Story>>>

Are You Certain Atheists are to the Extreme? By Sarah Laimbeer

Like most atheists, I'm a very rational person. I don't have a conniption fit every time I see a Nativity scene displayed on public property. Though I would prefer it be absent, upon returning home I don't get out my laptop and begin a thorough letter writing campaign using words like, "disgusted" "outraged" and "had to pull over and upchuck the bean & cheese burrito I consumed for lunch!" (Aren't my columns ladylike!?) Instead I prefer to target my rage at store clerks who respond to my after-purchase thank you with, "You're welcome," instead of, "No, thank you for your business." Makes me so mad! But I digress... Again, while I personally don't object to Nativity scenes on public grounds, me thinks you Christians have used your overwhelming majority to portray those who do protest such displays as kooks. But why is someone insisting public property be free of Nativity scenes labeled "irrational," while a person demanding Nativity scenes be all over public property labeled "normal." Full Story>>>

Why is Choosing One Religion Slamming the Others? By Sarah Laimbeer

I view any follower of organized religion, who claims the existence of god is certain, who claims to know exactly who god speaks to or has spoken to, and claims to know how God feels about victimless acts such as homosexuality, the same. For peace of mind, they've all chosen to find comfort in stories that don't logically add up. From conversations I've had with religious people, they view followers of other religions the same way I view followers of any religion. In other words, I'm saying, "You're all gullible for believing such farfetched tales," whereas you're saying, "I'm willing to spend thousands of hard earned dollars furthering a story common sense says is bogus, but the crazy scenario you've chosen to believe is ridiculous! Seriously, I own a bridge in Brooklyn that I'll sell ya on the cheap." It'd be like saying, "You actually believe Santa Claus visits the home of every single boy and girl in the world on Christmas Eve. That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard! Now, if you'll excuse me, I just lost a tooth and therefore must get to sleep in anticipation of a visit from the esteemed Tooth Fairy. I have a hunch her majesty is going to be very good to me!" Full Story>>>

What Is Your Obsession with the Unknown? By Sarah Laimbeer

One of the biggest questions facing the United States today is whether Barack Obama is a Muslim or a Christian. Thankfully most Americans take him at his word and recognize he is a follower of the Christian faith. Sadly, however, many think he's not telling the truth about the story he chooses to believe regarding the origin of man and what is needed to experience perfection in the afterlife. What's even sadder is the obsession everyone has with the unknown. I hate to break it to you, but you don't know with certainty that anybody believes what they claim. Maybe Barack Obama isn't a Christian. Maybe he says he's a believer simply because he wouldn't otherwise be electable. I wouldn't really blame Mr. Obama if that were the case; I would instead fault the millions of citizens who refuse to elect a qualified candidate simply because he or she chooses rationality over a far-fetched tale that, "feels true." Full Story>>>

Maybe Your Bases Aren't Covered By Sarah Laimbeer

Religious people enjoy telling atheists, "If I'm wrong and you're right, it's really no big deal because our fates will be identical. If you're wrong and I'm right, it's an enormous deal because I'll be in heaven for all of eternity while you'll be experiencing pain of the worst kind." But what if we're both wrong? What if there is a god, but every single religion in the world is way off regarding the specifics? And what if the creator of the galaxy is extremely upset so many people buy into unsubstantiated rumors that he's in favor of stoning homosexuals? About atheists, what if he says, "Big deal if they don't believe in me; at least they think logically." About those involved in organized religion, what if he says, "They believe I did what !? I'd rather them not believe in me at all than believe I have no moral compass." What if it irks him to no end that so many people constantly ask for small favors? Or what if he's actually quite humble and therefore annoyed with all the worship? "Stop making such a fuss over me and get on with your life!" Full Story>>>

For Pennies a Day, You Can Help a Child By Sarah Laimbeer

Your heart aches when you think of their tiny impoverished faces. Their blank stares cause you to wonder if the surrounding circumstances have warped their fragile little minds. The rumbling of hungry stomachs is nearly deafening. A fly lands on the head of a child who got so little sleep that he doesn't even have the energy to shoo it away... He looks up at his father, wondering from where their next meal will come. The hunger finally overwhelming the tyke, he tearfully grasps the hand of his father and bellows, "Daddy, are we going to Denny's or IHOP? And when, I'm starving!?" "Right after church. I told you to eat a bowl of Golden Grahams before we left." Millions of similar heartbreaking tales occur around the world each week. Throughout history, many children, just like the one in the above story, grow up to perpetrate violence in the name of their religion. Full Story>>>

Glenn Beck Should Open Up About Organized Religion By Sarah Laimbeer

I recently wrote a piece about the reluctance of religious leaders to talk about controversial beliefs held by their followers. Basically I was wondering why, since he's so gung-ho to promote Scientology, Mr. Tom Cruise isn't out there happily telling anyone and everyone the story of Xenu. According to Scientologists, Xenu, dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy", 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in a DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Official Scientology dogma holds that the essences of these many people remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm. Obviously the reason Mr. Cruise isn't regularly on Good Morning America talking about such things is because everyone would recognize the fact that he, and his fellow followers of Scientology, are a tad loco. The fact that Scientologists have a few loose screws is not exactly breaking news. And besides, Mr. Cruise isn't out there slamming people for their unwillingness to discuss uncomfortable topics. Glenn Beck is. "All I want is for the White House to tell America why they hired admitted communist Van Jones as Green Jobs Czar," Mr. Beck told his audience. Full Story>>>

The Ground Zero Shrine to Atheism By Sarah Laimbeer

There has been much talk about the building of a mosque near Ground Zero. Those against the mosque say, while legal, the erection of a Muslim place of worship so close to the place where the World Trade Center once stood is highly inappropriate. Those in favor of the mosque say it will show New York and the rest of the world that the overwhelming majority of Muslims are peaceful. But you know who are really peaceful - Atheists! So how about we scrap plans for a mosque and build a shrine to a group of people who have always retained the ability to refrain from slaughtering thousands of people for any reason whatsoever! And do you know how frustrating it is dealing with fanatics trying to convert you!? Yet not one Mormon missionary has been found dead in the living room of an atheist. What amazing restraint we have! Perhaps extreme atheists are occasionally cited for protesting inappropriately, but again, you'll notice history books completely lack sections about atheist uprisings in which thousands of believers were slaughtered in the name of nothingness. Atheist martyrs aren't willing to blow themselves up so that people will stop believing. Full Story>>>

Atheists: Doing Good for the Hell of It By Sarah Laimbeer

You hear a lot from religious zealots about how America is headed in the wrong direction because we've lost god. Glenn Beck contends that we are barreling down Socialist Highway because the creator of the heaven and the earth is no longer a part of our lives. According to Mr. Beck and other fanatics, the sole reason individuals act improperly is because they don't believe in an ultimate being that, after executing people for homosexuality, sent his only son to save us of "our" sins, as if running a red light is akin to murdering gays. In order for us to be good, they contend, we must follow the teachings of an entity that occasionally did the right thing and occasionally got medieval on the asses of people who committed no actual crime. I wonder how they explain the likes of me. How in the world did I come to be a good person? Why aren't atheists murdering random strangers by the thousands? Full Story>>>

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