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JD Drew Injures Self Typing Email Atlanta - Known throughout his career as an overly frail player, Boston Red Sox slugger JD Drew will be away from his computer for some time after badly injuring himself responding to an email sent by his brother, Underneath Sports has learned. "It's fairly serious," said Red Sox skipper Terry Francona. "First he sprained his right thumb after attempting to reach out with the digit to hit the Shift Key on the left side of the keyboard to make an uppercase 'P'. He didn't use his left hand to hit the Shift Key because it contained a pretzel he was unwilling to place on an unsanitary surface." Mr. Francona said the prognosis wouldn't be so bleak had Mr. Drew asked his wife to finish the letter after injuring his thumb. "JD tried to keep going. Soon carpal tunnel set in and his eyes became red and irritated as a result of staring at the screen for so long. By the time he sent the email a lot of damage had been done," Mr. Francona finished. The Red Sox insist the slugger will be ready for training camp. CONTACT

JD Drew Injures Self Typing Email

Atlanta - Known throughout his career as an overly frail player, Boston Red Sox slugger JD Drew will be away from his computer for some time after badly injuring himself responding to an email sent by his brother, Underneath Sports has learned. "It's fairly serious," said Red Sox skipper Terry Francona. "First he sprained his right thumb after attempting to reach out with the digit to hit the Shift Key on the left side of the keyboard to make an uppercase 'P'. He didn't use his left hand to hit the Shift Key because it contained a pretzel he was unwilling to place on an unsanitary surface." Mr. Francona said the prognosis wouldn't be so bleak had Mr. Drew asked his wife to finish the letter after injuring his thumb. "JD tried to keep going. Soon carpal tunnel set in and his eyes became red and irritated as a result of staring at the screen for so long. By the time he sent the email a lot of damage had been done," Mr. Francona finished. The Red Sox insist the slugger will be ready for training camp.

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